Coach intrudes on Sam and Diane one evening, and they take pity on him and let him stay... which leads to him including himself in their daily plans. Tired of the "third wheel" but unwilling to hurt the Coach's feelings, Sam and Diane plot to get rid of him.
- Shelley Long as Diane Chambers
- Ted Danson as Sam Malone
- Nicholas Colasanto as "Coach" Ernie Pantusso
- Rhea Perlman as Carla Tortelli
- John Ratzenberger as Cliff Clavin
- George Wendt as Norm Peterson
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