Diane is keeping a book of comments she overhears that she finds interesting. Two unusual visitors to the bar give her a lot of potential material ... but Sam gets increasingly annoyed that his comments aren't represented.
- Ted Danson as Sam Malone
- Shelley Long as Diane Chambers
- Nicholas Colasanto as "Coach" Ernie Pantusso
- Rhea Perlman as Carla Tortelli
- George Wendt as Norm Peterson
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